Crush the cookies: Place 2–3 Oreos in a small zip-top bag and gently crush with a rolling pin or the bottom of a cup. You want a mix of crumbs and small chunks.
Mix dry ingredients: In a bowl or jar, add 1/2 cup rolled oats, 1–2 teaspoons chia seeds, and 1 scoop protein powder.
Add a small pinch of salt and stir to combine.
Stir in wet ingredients: Add 1/2 cup milk, 1/4 cup Greek yogurt, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract, and 1–2 teaspoons maple syrup or honey if you like it sweeter. Whisk or stir until smooth and no protein clumps remain.
Fold in cookie crumbs: Stir most of the crushed cookies into the oat mixture. Reserve a little for topping in the morning.
Adjust thickness: The mixture should look slightly loose.
If it feels too thick, add 1–2 tablespoons more milk. If too thin, add a tiny bit more chia.
Chill: Cover and refrigerate for at least 4 hours, preferably overnight. The oats and chia will absorb liquid and thicken.
Finish and serve: In the morning, give it a quick stir.
Add a splash of milk if needed. Top with remaining cookie crumbs and a sprinkle of cocoa nibs or mini chips for crunch. Enjoy cold or let it sit at room temp for 10 minutes if you prefer less chill.